Silver Plate Cookbook Banana Bread (kinda)

I'm a banana bread fanatic. Actually, I love all bread. Banana, Pumpkin, Ciabatta, Zucchini, Whole wheat, French.. any bread. It's really a miracle that I don't weigh 200lbs.

I really liked this recipe, it modified well, really moist and it ended up being a little crunchy because of the home ground wheat flour. The original recipe came from the Silver Plate, which is a great cookbook, but I didn't want a ton of butter or sugar so.... here's my version

Sort of Silver Palate Cookbook Banana Bread: makes 24 muffins or 2 loaves

1/2 stick butter, room temp and 1.5 c flax
1/2 c brown sugar plus 1/4 to 1/2 cup honey or other sweetener
4 eggs
3 c whole wheat flour. I used really corsely ground flour, you could use regular wheat and add 1/4c millet to mimic the texture
2 tsp baking soda
1 tsp salt
1 c bran and 1/2 c germ
7 large ripe bananas
1 t vanilla extract


1. Preheat oven to 325 and get out two muffin tins or two loaf pans. Grease pans or use muffin cups. 
2. Cream butter and sugar together until fluffy. Add eggs, one at a time and beat. Add banana and beat till smooth-ish
3. Add dry and wet ingredients to butter mixture, beginning and ending with the dry 
4. Bake at 325 for approx 20 min for muffins and approx 55 for loaf pans


Threatened with Ensure

I know that the general target market for Ensure is not pregnant women, or even women within the age category of pregnancy being a remote possibility, but I think they could do a little better in making their campaign more appealing to the masses. Perhaps that's not the goal, however. When I hear the word ensure, my first though is white hair. White specifically, not grey. There's that phase in life where you're still on the young side of old, and it's cool to let your hair go natural and be grey. It's like a status symbol, your old but you're young. Then there comes the point where your hair goes white. My mind is rapidly scanning the possible audiences here, and, by default, my memory doesn't contain the same recall capabilities that it did fourteen and a half weeks ago, so I'm going to stop with that hair thing there. White. I think Ensure, and I think white hair. Take it as you will. 

To come back to what may have been far better as the beginning of the story, I had another OB appointment today. Let's sum up the appointments so far-

#1 a proby ultrasound wand was involved. ugh.

#2 They took half my blood. I needed that blood, and they did not need that much for testing. I don't have STDS, nor any remotely possible way of having contracted them in my very sheltered life!!!! Why is my word not good enough on that?

#3 85% chance girl- I would have liked it to have been 50/50, ok? I would have even settled for 60/40. 

#4 Threatened with Ensure. Yes, we're up to date on my appointments. Apparently the Doctors don't like it when you lose another 6-7 pounds in between weeks 11 and 14. Apparently it makes them question your "history of eating disorders". Put a plate of warm cookies in front of me and I'll show you eating disorder! They then feel free to make comments about protruding hip bones and my frail frame being sucked away by my baby. Anyway, after thoroughly explaining how the nausea is still keeping me from eating, we got to the ultimatum- gain wait or get put on Ensure and keep a food log and come in every other week. Seriously? Hib Bones? Frail body frame? Ensure? I'm a ninety year old white haired woman. Having a baby. It's a miracle. Call me Elisabeth.

 

 

 

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Dear baby, I'm glad to see you
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because it doesn't look like you're in there
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and even though i wanted you to be a boy,
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I'm happy for the new hope of not growing a clone of your father inside of me.